Leave it to Tom Witt, executive director of Equality Kansas and dean of progressive lobbyists at the Kansas Statehouse, to sum up the challenge facing education advocates.
“In this building, nothing stays dead,” he said Tuesday at a rally on the first floor of the Capitol. “You see zombie movies? This is it right here.”
In short, the “Parents’ Bill of Rights” that was debated Wednesday in the House K-12 Education Budget Committee is nothing but a shambling corpse, pieced together from bills defeated in past years. The reanimating force is the siren’s call of critical race theory. Another version will be heard in the Senate Education Committee.
Archconservatives have rushed to raise a zombie army, its ranks full of discredited ideas including private school vouchers, discriminating against LGBT youths and “accountability” measures. Kansans have battled these marauding hordes before. Somehow they keep coming back.
“This conversation about race or critical theory, whatever the right is calling it, is being used as an excuse to undermine support for public schools,” said Rabbi Moti Rieber, executive director of Kansas Interfaith Action, according to reporting from Kansas Reflector’s Noah Taborda.
Time and again we’ve seen the zombies rise.
Time and again we’ve seen it backfire spectacularly.
When budgets were cut and teachers fled the state during former Gov. Sam Brownback’s catastrophic tax cutting “experiment,” Kansas voters noticed. They got angry, then they got even by punishing conservative lawmakers in the 2016 elections. A new crop of pro-education legislators were sworn in and swiftly reversed the Brownback program in summer 2017.
Two years after that election, Democrat Laura Kelly was elected governor on a pledge to fully fund the state’s schools. Sure, she was running against human Dumpster fire Kris Kobach, but her stances and her rhetoric mattered.
You see, Kansans don’t just like their public schools. They’re proud of them. They believe in them. They trust in teachers and administrators — and coaches and custodians and counselors and cafeteria workers. They want to see schools fully funded, students learning and educators doing their jobs. They know that schools did their jobs before the critical race theory panic, and they know that schools will be doing their jobs after the furor is nothing but a distant memory. They’ve seen reactionary bills spread from one state to another, but Kansans know what works here.
Here’s the positive side of Witt’s analogy. Zombies seldom meet a pleasant end in horror movies.
Sure, they look fearsome and chomp on a few brains. But once our heroes learn to work together, the monstrosities can be dispatched by swift decapitation. Let’s hope pro-education advocates in Kansas have prepared for the fracas ahead.
